slightly serious

keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

prolongedeyecontact:

keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

jessicavalenti:

I think there’s a cream for that.

Zing, Ms. Valenti. ZING! 

(Also, do you know where I can get some of that cream? It is OTC?)

Sure, KYBOOMU, it’s OTC. You just have to be 17 or older, have a passport and a valid driver’s license, be accompanied by a male guardian when purchasing, submit to mandatory counseling and a 50 year waiting period to make sure you really know what you’re getting into. Easy peasy.

REPUBLICANS!!!!! *shakes fist angrily in the air*

(via keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)